Ryan Lee Wong

‘Everyone Does It’ Just Won’t Do

 

Yes, Everyone Can Be Stupid for a Minute

Everyone Speaks Text Message

Everyone Seems to Have Cancer

 

Everyone’s Narcissistic, It Seems

Everyone, It Seems, Wants to Buy the Clippers

Nose Jobs Aren’t for Everyone

Everyone Will Be a TV Station Soon

Everyone Looks 10 Pounds Guiltier on TV

In the Future, Everyone Will Be a Piñata for 15 Minutes

 

How Do You Keep Track of What Everyone’s Doing?

 

Everyone Is ‘Middle Class,’ Right?

Well, Everyone Has to Pay Taxes

Everyone Wants to Be Cinderella

 

Kale for Everyone!

Is College for Everyone?

 

Why Is Everyone Going to Bhutan?

 

Everyone Feels Jeopardized

Everyone Is Spying on Everyone

Why Is Everyone So Scared?

 

Everyone Has An Ideology

Everyone Is Outraged

Dissent Isn’t Just an Option. It’s Everyone’s Obligation.

If Everyone’s Finger-Pointing, Who’s to Blame?

 

When Everyone Wants to Be Your Friend

Be Different! (Like Everyone Else!)

 

 


 

NOTE: All lines, including the title, were taken directly from headlines found in a nytimes.com search for the word “everyone” in May of 2014.

 

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